Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Boring.

Nothing to post dooh.
No subjects, no materials, no apparatus.
Epic Fail.

How I wished my life is just about money to spend, spend, spend and spend...

Ain't about the money, money, money
We gonna make the world dance,
Forget about the price tag.

Jessie J







Ni bukan rumah aku. Take note

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Break the chain



Howdy partner..
This post is about chain message. Chain message is a message where you keep forwarding to others. U got the message and the contents told u to forward it to others.

This message is totally craBs! hahaha..

Contoh example :~



If that really true, then Im really a wicked friend. Coz, I never did forwarding any of these types of message. Sometimes, this chain message is trying to advice us. Not to forget Allah. But the way they did it is wrong.

Korang mesti pernah terbaca yang mesej yang dari orang Mekah. Dia mimpi Jumpa Rasulullah.

I know the "niat" is good but "niat tidak menghalalkan cara". (my BI is fish)

Back to the past...

I was 10 years old. Standard 4 at that time. I owned Yahoo messenger. Lots of friends on my list.
Then one day, I signed it like normal, offline messages pop-out.
I go through one by one till one of the message really got my attention.
At that time I never knew chain message. In the message, it said....

My baby got cancer. And we were from the poors.
We need some money for treatment for my baby.
We have discussed with yahoo and they said
They will give us $0.01 everytime this message
is forward.

I was shocked with that. I believe that junk! wat a noob.! Gelabah jugak lah time tuh. I then told my friend about that. Time tu budak2 kan. So memang rancak lah pasal cerita mesej tuh dengan dia. Bunguk giler. Hahaha


Tapi, the worse of all is this mesej..

My name is Alice.
I got no eyes, and my shirts are painted blood.
I was murdered by my bf.
He raped me and cut me into pieces
If u dont forward this mesej to everyone,
Ill come to ur bed tonite with a knife.

Something like that, but more horrifying.
Malam tu aku x tidor kot.. -.-"
Cuak laa wehh...





So guys, please stop about this type of mesej. It really annoying okayh. SPAM on my wall not in my inbox.!

Thursday, April 21, 2011

A hope failed me

Ok, cerita kali nih memang agak pelik.
Aku tengah cari la maklumat pasal MARA kat internet kan. Then macam bosan2, bukak lah email jap. Mana lah tau ada dapat email dari scholarship mana2 kan.

Then, tetiba mata aku tersentap. Aku dapat email dari Yayasan Telekom Malaysia. Excited gila dah time tuh. Then aku baca lah... Sampai satu part kat bawah nih


Confirmation dalam bulat tuh


OK. aku check email aku 21 april 2011 pukul 10 malam. Dy suruh confirmkan pukul 12 tgh hari tadik. Seriously aku rasa frust gila. Tapi aku rasa semacam pelik. Sebab before this aku check kat website YTM tuh, aku memang x dapat. Dah pelik gilaK! Aku carik la sent date untuk email tuh. Eh 20 april kot.. Kenapa dorang hantar email lambat sangat?



sent date - 20 april
email aku yang bulat tuh. Atas tu email Arif Fikri

Dalam website aku x dpt lak..


Then dalam email tuh ada attachment. Aku bukak lah satu attachment tuh. And this what I got.

UNITEN? just now said TAIPING



Kenapa 15 April? Aku dapat email tu pun 20 April. Bagi confirmation 21 april. Pegi interview 22 April. Gila tak logik. Masa pendek sangat bagi kat aku. Tapi kenapa kat UNITEN Bangi? Dalam email tuh tulis dekat Taiping...(Refer gambar paling atas). Laen gila fakta dia.



haissh. So aku call la Arif Fikri. Tanya dia macam2. And pelik, dia dapat email tu minggu lepas. Tapi dalam message yang aku dapat tuh, ada email dia jugak. And that mesej is sent to many. Yang attachment dia elok aje. Tak ada masalah. Tak ada date yang pelik2...

Hmmm..
Actually aku dah excited gila. Dah penat lelah lari sana sini packing baju semua. Nak bertolak ke Taiping malam ni jugak. Sijil2 tuh sume aku dah siapkan. Ada lagi kat ruang tamu. Hmmm.. Tapi, thx lah untuk harapan palsu.
damn.

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Pengorbanan seorang abang. * a must read.*

Ok, just got back from mid valley.This time no tales. No BMW, no mamat jambu tuh. yucks. If u dont know what am i bubbling about, refer to this link. This is truly muly happened kayh. Hahaha

Cerita nye macam nih..
Around 4.15 pm, I arrived KL. My sister dropped me at University LRT stesyen. So from there, i took LRT went to KL sentral. Then changed to Komuter to Mid valley. Ok like usual, KTM never really learnt to punctual in timing. So I waited about 30 minutes there.

Ok, soon the Komuter arrived. Memang sesak giler dalam tuh. Aku memang tak boleh gerak langsung. Kaku jek. Then tengah sesak semua struggle nak masuk, ada lah a group of lady. Islamic, pakai tudung labuh.Siap dengan handsocks.

Disebabkan aku berdiri dekat dengan pintu masuk aku perasan lah dorang macam teragak-agak nak masuk. But then, one of them ajak jugak dorang masuk. Maybe dorang dah lambat. Memang lah kan. Masuk berdiri depan aku. zzzz. Badan aku fully berlaga dengan dorang. -.-
Memang sesak giler gua cakap lu.

Then aku dengar sorang dari dorang keep repeating the word
"astaghfirullah"
I just smiled. What else can I do? sorry ladies.
Nasib baik lah aku pegi mid valley jek. Dalam 5 minit sampailah. Dekat je pon.Lega kot dapat kuar. Macam2 bau ada dalam tuh. Orang baru balik keja kan Jumpa terus waffy dengan aktivti sosialnye. hahaha. xD

Without wasting our time, we straight to cinema. That was 5.30. Tengok cerita source code. Ok
That movie was really superb. Its about some watever trying to prevent explosion by going into the pass. HArd to explain through words tho. Watched urself. The only poor is the plot keep repeating. Nevermind..




We went in 30 minutes late because we performed our prayers. Cerita tu pendek je kot. X puas aku tgk. 1 hour 30 minutes mcmtuh


Then pukul 7 abis lah cerita tu. Makan jap. Then Cari baby alive utk adik aku, nabiha. Hohoho..









OK, baby alive is freaking expensive. Its cost RM119. Wat the heck. The plastic baby who only knows how to speak like a robot.
"Yu-mmy. I - Li-ke - To - Eat"
Thats totally out of mind. Duuh. But kids. They always too kiddo. Nasib baik dulu kecik2 aku x mcm tuh. hahaha
The function of that doll is where u will feed her(actually "it") with some PLASTIC food and bottle. Then she will give some good feedbacks via the speaker on her stomach. Quiet silly for that price.

And the best thing is, the cashier keep smiling at me when I went to paid at the counter. Well, laughed actually. Rilek lah kak. Saya ada adik comel!

Then kitorang balik laah...

ni promosi playboy ape ntah.


OK, on the komuter back to KL sentral kan, aku berdiri belakang seorang mamat nih. And eventually aku terbaca dy mesej ngan awek dia kot. Ikutilah kisah romantik mereka. ~
aku memang suke stalking org pun

"Dah jadi macam sardin duk dalam train nih. Heee"

"Kesiannye dia. Hahaha"

Mamat tuh macam blank. Tak tau nak cakap ape dah. Kontot sangat awek dy balas. Pastu ~

"Zaza, zaza betul ke nak berubah?"

"kenape?"

Pastu aku lost conversation dorang sebab ade orang perasan aku tengah usha msj mamat tuh. -.-
Tapi then mamat tu reply

"Tengoklah apa bsyr buat kat zaza tadik"

Ok, aku tak nak pikir ape yang dorng buat. Bukan hidup aku. And lagipon, time tuh, train dah smpai kl sentral. Lantak korang lah kan. Tapi ape eh dorang buat? hehe. Oh, maybe mamat tuh tertumpah kan air bergas kat atas baju awek dia kot. Ye lah kot

singkatkan kisah.
Sampai lah rumah. Dalam pukul 11. Nabiha actually moody at that time. Aku lak suke kacau2 dia. Cakap x beli lah. Then she burst into tears. ......
Tak boleh nak gurau langsung budak nih.

video video


But then, the best is, the smiled on her face.
Its not about the price. Its actually the value of the toys. How she dreamed it badly. Always keep saying about it. And then, she finally touched it. The expression from her face, her smile, thats really the real price.

Conclusion is sayangilah abang anda kerana penat lelah pergi jauh untuk beli hadiah. Haha

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Girls - They should learn from boys..

Its been long break since my last post.
Lets talk about something benefits shall we.
I really do thinks that girls are really.. errrr.
Make this simple lah..
Watch this cartoon strip.

















FOR BOYS, Keep up the good work.
FOR GIRLS, Lower down ur ego. Learn from the boys ;D


Ok thats really true because i say it is.

Apa2 pun, marilah kita berdoa same2

Ya Allah!
Kami memohon kepadamu agar
Berjayakanlah Ihsan Daud dalam interview Mara nye
Pada hari isnin ini.
Tenangkanlah hatinya, bukakanlah fikirannya agar
Dapat menjawab semua soalan dengan mudah.
Berikanlah dia berjaya menjadi
Salah seorang yang berjaya menerima biasiswa Mara.
Amin~

Thx for praying for me once again. And please, ikhlaskan hati tuh. Jangan ungkit2 segala yang x baik
Senyap2 sudah~

Thursday, April 14, 2011

Motivation (road to money $$)

Do you ever feel like breaking down?
Do you ever feel out of place?
Like somehow you just don't belong
And no one understands you

Do you ever want to run away?
Do you lock yourself in your room?
With the radio on turned up so loud
That no one hears you screaming


Have u ever felt that way? Of course its a YES! everyone have problems to face. When we were feeling desperated seeking for some company for giving us advice, we actually go to some motivator or counsellor. Yeah, they can talk really amazing like they never had a probleme before...


So. Is this some kind of motivation can really be trusted?

see the video first ~


Cannot find the link to embed the video on this page .-.-

So, this kind of "doctor" really making books by just writing what they feel right and wrong. We as readers felt the books are really really really greats because they know how to play with WORDS!.
Yeah, they really know how to describe each word. Orang sastera pandailah bende2 nih. Ahaha

Let's improve our language. And who knows one day, we will be famous because of the WORDS WE WROTE, not because of our master skill in solving problems.

Hehehe..
just note that not everyone like this okayh!.



Tuesday, April 12, 2011

How to become rich? easiest way


I know everyone wants to have a nice life with money is not a problem to us. So, i actually made some research(kononnye) about the earth and gold. So, I made some discoveries and yeah this is wat I found how to be RICH!.

The steps are easy.. U dont need to punch ur head night and day. Tak perlu nak kais pagi makan pagi, kais petang makan petang. ahahaha Tak yah la nak belajar susah, pegi interview sini sana, perah otak nak jawab exam. With me, everything made as easy as A.B.C!
hahaha


So heres the steps to become super duper rich!

Merchant ur way there~






Hahaha. easy right?
Happy practicing =)

Saturday, April 9, 2011

A step into adults world! xD

I dont want to say much. Just watch this video.


********************not suitable for underage children*******************


The white rabbit is actually mine. And its a male.
Mate with my neighbour's rabbit..



video


The boy right there keep asking why r they fighting? -.-"
What r the best answer to give him?
Ahaha..

Wednesday, April 6, 2011

How do people made their thoughts?

Hey hey..
Remember my previous post. I said i was hoping for someone to scholar me up so I can enjoy my bloody days? Then later at night, someone told me he willingly to scholar my fees and trip to spend a day with him.

This morning,
Ok before that, Let I introduced him as "abg X".
Around 8, he arrived in front of my house with his black BMW.At my first sight, it was like a wow! A 23 years old student driving BMW? Its totally nuts and unacceptable. As I stepped into the car, he was like gorgeous. Senang cerita jambu lah muka. No picture of him make this story sucks. But nvm, life can still move on

So we went straight to KL. At first I thought we were goin to the Mid Valley as he parked his car at the Mid Valley.
But guess what? We actually did some shopping at the Gardens. Mostly chinese go there. Malays are like 2 or 3 because they offer something that are totally exceeding our budget. As we approached the target, he suddenly hold my hands. And I thinks that was ok..

So we walked and took our pace. And soon I realized that all eyes were on us. It was really obvious.I wondered. Why in earth are they staring at us? I made my minds. Maybe that i was walking with someone FAMOUS or one of the corporate. Or perhaps, he was so gorgeous that really eyes catching.

Many thoughts ran through my head. I saw him like didnt care of the crowd. So, maybe he had that situations all day. LAter, i just cant imagine! I met my girlfriend, ILI!

Oh my god.!
It was so really too very like a novel. You suddenly met ur partner at a place u never thought. I losse my hand grips, and without hesitation I hold her hands.And at that moment, everyone seems back to the normal life.I was no longer being the subjects at their tongue.

So we walked like other couples. -.-

As i got home. The questions still on my head.

Why I was targeted when I hold a man's hand? Its not dosa pun.. Pelik2. memang pelik
sgt2.

But then, kalau perempuan pegang tangan perempuan, x de pulak yang mengusha sedemikian rupa! Urghh.. So unfair..

Lantak lah.. malas nak pikir.
And oh yeah,
please note in mind..

That story above is just a tale. I made it so i can relate to that question. ahahaha
And the most important thing..

Im not a gay!

It just a story full of fantasi? but the questions are lack of ideas? eh?

Im not gay -.-

Monday, April 4, 2011

So it's called rubics?

The days seem to past so damn fast. Like other PLKN2011 graduated trainees, I also eat, sleep, bath, online with full commitment and confidence! Yeah, everyone seems loves to waste their time nowdays.Ok, im totally bored staying at home. I wished that i have partners to play ping pong with. Or mate that can keep out my mouth from being shut all the time. Or maybe some Non Government Organization that willingly sponsored me to enjoy at the mall, or some bombastic places to visit. But guess then, dream are just dream. They fade in reality.



actually i dont know wat to talk about. So rubix cube is the ugliest thing I can think about.


The name "rubix" or "rubics" or "rubixs" (watever lah) was given to
this cube in the year of ...
2005?

Why it is called rubics?
so ugly name!
Maybe because from it founders. Rubics in malay means err... A cube with many colours. Its a FACT!
See! at least that u learnt something from reading my blog.

only that i made it myself.. hehe.

How u play it?

Just simple. Rotate, spin, twist the box of 3x3 in any direction u like.
No strategy
No tricks
No terms and condition applied.
After all it just a cube. U dont have to break ur brain solving every colour in one side.


See that. After I just simply play it for fun, i found it that the colour in the middle is differ from the sorrounding. Dont know how to reverse it lol.. No tricks!



Learn the tips?
So, go take ur car key, turn on the engine, drive quickly to the nearest store. Make it while it last.
I bet, there are something better u've to do rather than just sitting on a sofa, rotating all the damn u can. It doesnt burn ur calories anyway.

Moral is ; stop playing with a coloured cube